Random Convo In Traffic with Jamaican Male
THE SCENE:
THE CONVO
Clivia: In car cursing at the traffic light...glancing out the window…
Next to me in the other car, a Jamaican male of indeterminable age...[you may ask how the hell can I tell he's jamaican?] Driving a random sleek car with Rims and impeccable detail job...with Movado Squeeze Breast playing at 9AM!!! HE JAMAICAN!!!
Random Jamaican:
Mornin' Sweetness...dat cyar fit you...gimme yuh numba..
Clivia:
Oh thanks…I like it too....sorry I can't do that I don't Know you...I don't give my number to strangers..
Random Jamaican:
Bloood Cl$%&^t.....you have a sweet space in your teeth....and you Trini..so you could wine..and sing.Tek mi numba ...let me take you to the cluurb....[club... I assume??].
Clivia:
Sorry I don't feel comfortable with that[He now pulls out of his lane...a LEFT turning lane actually...in between cars that are in the straight moving lane and pulls up mid-Lane next to me. There are now THREE , count'em THREE cars in a TWO car Lane....but i digress...
RJ:
You don't want friends? We can just be friends... pull the car over so I could see the rest of that body. Me sure seh it tight...
After which he begins to lick his lips...and Grin at me through the window...
Clivia:
[silence]....light changes…….screech of tires and horns......as I speed off ....
sigh...gotta love em
3 comments:
I was dying laughing up until the part of him licking his lips where I started to cringe!!!! EWWWWW!!! Laawd fadda!
Cliv he don't need friends, he need JESUS!
lol at being ID'ed with Movado Squeeze Breast
gotta luv us Jamaicans..
your reaction was priceless lol.
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