Random Convo In Traffic with Jamaican Male

Wednesday, December 12, 2007 Clivia R 4 Comments

THE SCENE:
Clivia: In car cursing at the traffic light...glancing out the window…
Next to me in the other car, a Jamaican male of indeterminable age...[you may ask how the hell can I tell he's jamaican?] Driving a random sleek car with Rims and impeccable detail job...with Movado Squeeze Breast playing at 9AM!!! HE JAMAICAN!!!
THE CONVO
Random Jamaican:
Mornin' Sweetness...dat cyar fit you...gimme yuh numba..

Clivia:
Oh thanks…I like it too....sorry I can't do that I don't Know you...I don't give my number to strangers..


Random Jamaican:
Bloood Cl$%&^t.....you have a sweet space in your teeth....and you Trini..so you could wine..and sing.Tek mi numba ...let me take you to the cluurb....[club... I assume??].

Clivia:
Sorry I don't feel comfortable with that
[He now pulls out of his lane...a LEFT turning lane actually...in between cars that are in the straight moving lane and pulls up mid-Lane next to me. There are now THREE , count'em THREE cars in a TWO car Lane....but i digress...
RJ:
You don't want friends? We can just be friends... pull the car over so I could see the rest of that body. Me sure seh it tight...

After which he begins to lick his lips...and Grin at me through the window...
Clivia:
[silence].
...light changes…….screech of tires and horns......as I speed off ....




sigh...gotta love em

4 comments:

I was dying laughing up until the part of him licking his lips where I started to cringe!!!! EWWWWW!!! Laawd fadda!
Cliv he don't need friends, he need JESUS!

tiabina said...

bwwwwwwwwwwwwwww laughing my mother f*****in ass off....that was too damn funny!!! ah bwoy my jamaican peeps, u haffi love dem. heh heh whoooooooooo. lawd help us.

Dre said...

lol at being ID'ed with Movado Squeeze Breast

Adrian said...

gotta luv us Jamaicans..

your reaction was priceless lol.