I will NOT BE ROCKING THIS ONE

Friday, August 24, 2007 clivia 2 Comments

Val [My mommy] always says....MAN KNOW THYSELF...
and jus like everybody else...i love to change with the times.

We know fashion is a circle...things come in...they get beaten to the ground ...they disappear ...and reappear again as a "TREND"..


Okay I happen to like low rise jeans...and tights...(they remind me of when i was young and athletic and had a dancer's lithe body...sigh) and by golly...

IMMA WEAR THEM...
they elongate my chunky body..so i look like
I'm Lithe...say it with me LITHE


I will NOT however be wearing...

THESE!!!...


Hot off the press ..well not so hot...January 2007 Japan
Vogue....


WHY ARE HIGHWAISTED JEANS BACK!!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????????????

Unless you're rail thin...with no hips...WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WEAR THIS???

WHAT KINDA SILHOUETTE ARE YOU AIMING FOR? BOXLESS ANDRODGYNY!!!


What's killing me is that I KNOW that sister that shall remain nameless (we can jus call her...taller, slimmer bitch who can wear anything...or Renee if you like) will find some that's just PERFECT FOR HER lean built...


Sigh...

I however...will stick to avoiding highwaisted ANYTHING, calf length peasant skirts, and anything that does not cinch my waist .....

you bean poles be FRIGGIN DAMNED!!!!

2 comments:

I hadda agree wit you man.....WHY???

Bagogyul said...

I love them....
but i just, like you have to admire from aFAR!